Awakened yesterday with bits and pieces of a dream swirling in my mind. I dreamed that I was in a diner, but it was like a living room diner. The waitress was cute in a 50's sort of way with a pixie haircut and pursed lips like Betty Boop and was wearing a very short, plaid skirt. She was taking my order and definitely coming on to me and trying to seduce me. It was working … Oddly enough, the seating for my table was a couch and about four other people that I did not know were sitting on it with me. All the while, the romantic episode was occurring. Around the restaurant were numerous other tables and seats ( plump leather chairs and recliners, etc. ) and were filled with a variety of other customers, both adults and children. No one was paying much attention to the waitress and I and were instead watching the large TV in the room. The TV was tuned to a station covering a rodeo and the bull-riding event was in progress. However, it was not bull-riding. It was cow-riding! Odder or should I say udder, still, all of the cows were wearing huge, black Stetson hats with a low crown. After bucking off the riders, the cows tried to run into the back pens through the gate at the side of the chutes. Every time they tried to go through the gate, they would get stuck because the black hat was too wide to go through the opening.
Yippy ki yi! Rid'em cowboy!